Dr. G (Robert Gettens)

Beyond the Lab

Buffalo Bills superfan. Adirondack explorer. Fly fisherman. Sci-fi bookworm. Rick Steves devotee.

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Buffalo Bills Fan — For Life

Bills Mafia through and through

Some things in life are certain: the laws of thermodynamics, the importance of biocompatibility testing, and the undying faith of a Buffalo Bills fan. Through the highs and the heartbreaks — and there have been many — the Bills are family. The colors are blue and red. Always.

★ LEGENDS OF ONE BILLS DRIVE ★

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Jim Kelly
QB · Hall of Fame
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Thurman Thomas
RB · Hall of Fame
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Andre Reed
WR · Hall of Fame
78
Bruce Smith
DE · Hall of Fame
80
James Lofton
WR · Hall of Fame
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Marv Levy
HC · 4× Super Bowl

⚡ CURRENT FAVORITES ⚡

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Josh Allen
QB · Franchise Legend
10
Khalil Shakir
WR · Big Play Threat
85
Dalton Kincaid
TE · Safety Valve
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James Cook
RB · Electric Runner
75
Dion Dawkins
OT · Left Tackle
79
Spencer Brown
OT · The Big Guy
“Where else would you rather be than right here, right now?” — Marv Levy, Bills Head Coach • 4 consecutive Super Bowls • Pro Football Hall of Fame
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Tecmo Bowl: Bills Edition

Pick your plays. Call the shots. BEAT EVERYBODY.

Retro arcade football with the legendary Buffalo Bills. Choose your opponent, call your plays, and lead the Bills to glory. Jim Kelly, Thurman Thomas, and Bruce Smith are ready. Are you?

⚡ TECMO BOWL: BUFFALO BILLS EDITION ⚡

SELECT YOUR OPPONENT — THEN CRUSH THEM

🏁 FINAL SCORE

HOW TO PLAY: Select an opponent → Click plays when it's your turn (Bills always have the ball first!) → Watch the action → The Bills win. Obviously.

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The Adirondacks

Home away from home — the Central Adirondacks

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The Central Adirondacks — Where the Air is Better

The Central Adirondacks are a second home — where the rivers are cold and clear, the trails are long, and the only thing on the agenda is being outside. Whether it's fly fishing the legendary trout streams, kayaking the lakes, hiking the peaks, or just sitting by the water with family and friends, this is where recharging actually happens.

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Fly Fishing

The AuSable River is legendary trout water. There's nothing quite like matching the hatch on a cool Adirondack morning with a well-tied dry fly.

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Kayaking

Paddling the lakes and rivers of the Adirondacks — from the calm stillness of the ponds at dawn to the faster water in the gorges.

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Hiking

The High Peaks are right there. Whether it's a quick summit day or a longer backcountry trek, the trails never get old. Whiteface Mountain is practically a neighbor.

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All Things Outdoors

Snowshoeing in winter, wildlife watching in the fall color, swimming in the summer. The Adirondacks offer something extraordinary in every season.

⛰️ The Central Adirondacks

The Central Adirondacks offer something extraordinary in every season — and I spend as much time there as possible. Cold rivers for fly fishing, lakes for kayaking, trails and peaks for hiking, and endless space to clear your head with family and friends. It's where engineers go to remember why they became engineers in the first place.

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Reading — Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Because the universe is too interesting to stop at reality

🚀 Science Fiction

Science fiction does what science itself does best: asks "what if?" Hard SF especially resonates — the kind that takes physics seriously while still telling a gripping human story. Engineers make the best SF readers.

  • Dune — Frank Herbert
  • The Martian — Andy Weir
  • Foundation — Isaac Asimov
  • Ender's Game — Orson Scott Card
  • The Three-Body Problem — Liu Cixin
  • Rendezvous with Rama — Arthur C. Clarke

🧙 Fantasy

Epic world-building, complex characters, and the kind of deep lore that rewards close reading. Fantasy at its best is just as intellectually demanding as the best technical literature — and considerably more fun at 2am.

  • The Lord of the Rings — J.R.R. Tolkien
  • The Name of the Wind — Patrick Rothfuss
  • A Song of Ice and Fire — G.R.R. Martin
  • The Stormlight Archive — Brandon Sanderson
  • The Wheel of Time — Robert Jordan
  • Mistborn — Brandon Sanderson
DUNE
FOUNDATION
LORD OF THE RINGS
STORMLIGHT
THE MARTIAN
WHEEL OF TIME
ENDER'S GAME
GAME OF THRONES
NAME OF THE WIND
THREE BODY PROBLEM
MISTBORN
RAMA

Hover the books for a closer look. The shelf is always growing.

Dad Moment of Zen

The perfect way to end the day

After a long day of teaching, research, and keeping the BME department running — sometimes you just need to sit down with something genuinely good on TV. Rick Steves walking through a medieval village, or the This Old House crew carefully restoring something beautiful. Pure, unironic, wholesome television. This is the way.

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Rick Steves' Europe

The definitive guide to European travel — equal parts cultural education, practical wisdom, and genuine enthusiasm for the world. Rick Steves makes you want to pack a bag and get on a plane immediately. Perfect wind-down viewing for an engineer who likes to know how everything works.

→ Watch Rick Steves' Europe
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This Old House

Watching skilled craftspeople take a tired old home and bring it back to life hits differently as an engineer. The problem-solving, the materials knowledge, the craftsmanship and attention to detail. Genuinely, deeply satisfying television. Every episode is a case study in doing things right.

→ This Old House
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Ask This Old House

The experts head into real homeowners' homes to tackle real problems. Practical, instructive, and always satisfying to watch. Half the projects make you think "I could do that." (You probably can. Or at least you'll have a better appreciation for whoever does.)

→ Ask This Old House
☕ “The best evenings have no agenda — Rick Steves is heading somewhere in Tuscany, someone on This Old House is carefully restoring a 200-year-old door frame, and the grading can definitely wait until morning.”